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Itachi Uchiha ([personal profile] vindication) wrote2015-04-20 12:56 pm
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February 2015
2/19Zukored string shenanigans: your destiny has arrived, fire nerd, and he is weird.
2/20Kakashia meeting with an old comrade and friend, not a single boner in sight
2/21Hinatatwo deposed clan heads with snowflake eyes meet over a pink string, itachi bro you gotta be careful when you creep
2/25ObitoItachi meets "Madara" in Midas, this is almost as creepy as you'd expect
, ♪2/26Zukoto break the red string, dos are did. bonus omake elsewhere in the post, but i'm not linking it :|


March 2015
3/4Sparkon a 'tip' from Obito, Itachi meets the face of the Embers, a strange man in need of Samus a favor.
3/2Nishinoyaa volleyball nerd has a delivery for Spark, but he really doesn't want it. Itachi is a reluctant gatekeeper. congratulations, itachi uchiha, you're a terrorist!
3/7Zukosomeone didn't do quite so well against their target. this is totally not an awkward so-how-bout-last-night moment...
3/18Spark, Zuko, Obitoserotiny: itachi actually accepts a friendly after-mission invitation and there's no way this is foreshadowing. a deep and meaningful terrorist codename is picked, and mockery and taunting ensues -- fuck you guys, coal is a completely respectable name.
3/19Tinderserotiny: the cinnabun drops the tsun face when Itachi doesn't treat him like a kid. kunai are offered, lessons are attempted, invitations are issued and Tinder demonstrates his fucking terrible taste in men.
3/23AzulaAzula gets busted stalking her big brother. Itachi knows a thing or two about crazy, obsessive siblings.
3/26Rude, Ereneos tower top level. time to put the terror in terrorist, even if they're suspiciously non-violent for the most part. Itachi helps Eren evacuate prickly Elites, and Rude teaches this ninja that there are weapons that can still shock the shit out of a guy. namely, guns. just ... fuck guns, man.
3/25Sparkin the wake of mission failure, to save a stubborn ninja's ass, Spark has to beat it. this is not a good day for anyone tbh.


April 2015
4/3Rikuafter being cleared of the eos tower involvement, a battered and weary ninja meets a strange young elite in mistral park.
4/6Rude...and also the guy that shot him. fortunately, both are consummate professionals.
4/13Katze... and another strange, fascinating elite, this one in search of information.
4/05Samus, Tinderserotiny: surrogate-Spark wants a rundown on new and old Embers' skills. Itachi has a lot to say. Tinder thinks that's really cool.
4/05Sakuraserotiny: Itachi finds out Sakura's a genjutsu-type. all things considered, it would be really stupid not to help her out with this.
4/05Zukoserotiny: he also finds out that Zuko is a daimyo, and is unimpressed with the idea of glorifying combat ability like it's cool.
,♪3/30Chidori, Levi, Zuko, Tinderembers mingle top level; Chidori is totally not suspicious and mocks his deep and meaningful terrorist name, levi dgaf just shut up and get him some cleaning supplies, zuko wants a report and predictably has feelings, and Tinder just wants to apologize and ... cuddle. naked cuddle. as Tinders do.
4/01StrikerStriker continues Itachi's long streak of only associating with terrifying women. he gets to stay in the club, even if she's pretty sure he's a moron of the highest caliber.
4/01Yuberthe Embers' newest disgraced Elite reminds him waaaaay too much of a secular Hidan. what a bonerkiller.
4/03SamusItachi meets Spark's flame oh snap crush, and is way too late bringing the wingman game. after he ditches the kneejerk resentment, he begins to understand why.
4/04Sakuraonce again, Sakura's got to clean up a mess of a ninja.  wasn't he supposed to be some legendary untouchable badass?
4/20Yuberexploring the ruins in Diedo. Embers apparently travel via the buddy system?
,♪ 4/20Zukotemple of Jupiter, extremely embarrassing things go down. like really go down...and in. using ninja powers for sexy good, because why have clones if you're not going to use them.
,♪4/21Rudetemple of Jupiter, a certain Turk feels he owes a certain ninja one hell of an apology.
4/20Lawstrange not-chakra draws a curious Itachi into a strange dance with a fascinating stranger.
4/27Azulaan unexpected meeting in the ruins. this will surely go well ....
4/26Strikerserotiny: unintentional last words?
4/25Law, Luffyin return for clearing out Dana-Burn's little plumbing problem, Itachi watches over a sleepy pirate. Even when his nakama comes a'knocking. 
4/28Luffyjust ... chilling with a friendly feast-offering pirate i guess
4/28Law, Luffyand then spying on that pirate. sorry not sorry ...

May 2015
, ♪5/11luffy, leviA close call with the authorities and some body paint leads to baby's first threesome. WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
5/11zukoserotiny: dealing with the aftermath of mind control in the temple of jupiter.  making up in the rebel comm, lol
5/17samusserotiny: mission accepted. gonna save the shit out of spark even without samus, hell yeah.
5/21mukurotwo illusionists meet in the streets of tanagura during the cherry blossom festival.  it's complicated.
5/21sasukeItachi discovers his brother's presence in amoi. ten thousand fangirls are disappointed by gen hugs.
5/24levi, sakura, sparkthe embers shut down Spark's execution.  Spark is distressingly unhappy with this development.  GUYS WE HECKED UP!?
5/24sasukeeven in this world, their bond remains. Sasuke helps Itachi despite batting for the other team.
5/23nananea, sparkafter a successful escape from Tanagura, a mysterious member of the black market comes to collect their prize.  once again, Itachi's left behind by the one Amoi native he's most invested in protecting.
5/29law + sakura, levi, tindertwo medics rescue one blind ninja from the trash heap an alley in lhassa. later, levi comes by to demand answers. tinder is tinder. :(
5/29ryukochatting with one of the new recruits in the final days of the midas embers.

June 2015
6/03rin okumuraitachi encounters a suspicious guy packing around a suspicious sack, full of ... surprising things.
, ♪6/04law + luffya post-caste flip rebel meeting devolves in the presence of aphro-laced dango; ninja-pirate sammiches also occur. (somehow luffy and itachi tag-teaming people became a thing idek)
, ♪6/03sanjidat rebel orgy -- a certain lady-infatuated pirate is going to have a hell of a time trying to no-homo his way out of that one.  the whole thing is also sort of his fault.
, ♪6/04mukurotwo dudes unknowingly share a birthday. after hanging out in that weird lounge in eos, they share significantly more than that.
6/15makoitachi meets the third of tanagura's firebenders, who comes from zuko's future.  they talk about sports???
6/16narutonaruto, against the warnings of the main hall crowd, pokes around dana-burn and meets an unexpected ally.
6/19luffy(backdated to 6/9) luffy needs a drinking buddy, and decides to host an impromptu 2-man party on the roof of eos tower.
, ♪6/27sakurasakura insists it's time for a check-up.  itachi knows better than to argue. also, they bang.
6/30samushe always knew she'd return to dana-burn.  two people with a similar goal meet again after a long separation.


July 2015
7/03claudia, tindera former black market member has a chilling warning for two former embers -- pretty much everyone in the black market is a giant jerk ): also khepri has his eye on tinder in particular? that's just grudgey, dude.
7/03killuadiscussing inhibitors, and how they work on the mind. lbr he has no idea what he's talking about and is too up his own ass to admit it
7/04luffythat two-man party log.  because it's itachi, it's probably less a party than 'unexpected deep and depressing thoughts', but somehow it's still kind of cute (backdated to 6/9)
7/13azulaa small group of outsiders witnesses a Fucking Awful Thing -- two witnesses discuss the aftermath and are hella depressing
7/09sparkno seriously it was Fucking Awful, and Itachi goes to the one person he thinks might a) have answers and b) give them up. hey look, it's finally time to have that drink!
7/11lawjesus fuck the sad train has barely pulled out of the station itachi tries to make himself hard to get a hold of, but law is pretty insistent. i bet he's regretting it after .5 seconds ...
7/15zukothere's something strange about mary zuko -- will mopey mcsadpants pull his head out of his ass in time to figure it out?
716makoayyy it's time for the pet convention! while itachi spends his time on being sad and also netflix and takeout while guarding tinder, his bros are out bravely buying up his fellow ninjas. \o_o/
7/17luffy"foxy" acquired
7/19makosakura acquired ... watch out mako, she bites D:
7/20narutoitachi is too sad for this life, but he still goes to check on naruto after the auctions. naruto wants to know where sasuke is (of course).  itachi lies to his face ... maybe (of course).  spoilers: he ded. no wonder itachi's so "sad".
7/20luffystill sad. faces are touched. luffy's lost his brother too ):
7/26makomako attempts to woo itachi with sol before his face freezes like that. will it work? stay tuned!
7/28narutomaybe naruto believes him now.  maybe his bathroom's just out of commission. you never know!?
7/30sanjito properly follow the regression theme, itachi's back to stalking people like a total creeper. sanji busts him on accident and somehow doesn't launch himself off the roof upon realization. surely this will be lighthearted.
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